一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2016

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 浩畅 1小时前 :

    感觉最大的问题是,人类显然并不需要高科技就能够沉溺于过去,而电影也不需要其帮助来实现常规的非线性叙事,这层科幻的皮披是在太软,作为黑色电影来说又显得悬疑不足,说它是过去许多电影的“追忆迷踪”也不为过。但是,它依旧有让人动容的美好瞬间,不留恋那一眼的俄尔普斯,和那个只讲了一半的幸福故事,无需太过防备,竟也缕缕陷入各种回忆之中。

  • 荤浩广 8小时前 :

    哈哈哈哈哈哈狼叔是不是对自己的中文贼自信。给我们阿祖安排的啥鬼台词啊:A 妞like that.poor龟孙子,but that’s 狗屁。

  • 门梓菱 5小时前 :

    这故事套路,设定奇怪,世界观倒是让人有点好奇,但没讲多少。所以,看不看随你,“朋友”。

  • 艾?翰藻 8小时前 :

    金刚狼偷窥记忆找恋人的故事,吴彦祖还是那么帅气。

  • 贾碧莹 1小时前 :

    感谢吴彦祖,给汉语长脸了 哈哈 整个故事太平淡了 虽然叙事很讨巧 但是冲击力不足

  • 笃又菡 7小时前 :

    槽点密集,转折生硬,套路满满,廉价煽情。

  • 琛茜 5小时前 :

    乍一看下来还不错 仔细想想bug太多 惊喜就是吴彦祖的中英语 坦迪和安吉拉让我仿佛回到西部世界刚出那天

  • 符新语 7小时前 :

    啥jb啊,设定了一大堆宏大的背景,又是未来水世界,又是盗梦空间,又是昼夜颠倒,还找来吴彦祖说了几句中英混杂的散装尬逼台词,说完就送了人头……最后就讲了个雇凶杀人的烂俗故事????

  • 骞晨 8小时前 :

    泰坦尼克号上只有两种人:富人和小人。

  • 运梓敏 4小时前 :

    and things we missed about them.

  • 樊诗丹 6小时前 :

    格局小,剧情无聊,背景有创意,两位猪脚的颜值再高也撑不起这部戏

  • 镜云臻 2小时前 :

    有点矫情风的伪科幻悬疑动作片,片中歌曲倒是意外不错,其余就有点一塌糊涂了

  • 薛思佳 7小时前 :

    马戏之王,再续前缘。

  • 莲敏 0小时前 :

    末世水景世界的场景设计太美了。叙事方式很复古,相较之下剧情显得有些乏味。结局还是挺感人的

  • 都鹏天 3小时前 :

    我喜欢这个故事五星!Daniel友情出演一星~^_^女主真的好美,不光是容貌,而是每一个零件都在发光。回忆里对话那一段真的太棒了。我知道你听得到所以留下我最后的告白给你。因为我了解你我爱你,也同样了解你对我的爱,我知道我会成为你的追忆,我知道你会听到看到它,那就让我用最后的时间留下最美的回忆给你。

  • 皇甫林帆 2小时前 :

    四平八稳 可以选的话 回望过去还是看向未来 几个想法:1. 记得研究表明 每次想起某段记忆 并不是原版 而是上一次回想的版本 2. 人的记忆做不到录像带的捕捉度 3. 如果可以把原版前前后后各个角度翻来覆去地像看录像一样一遍又一遍的回顾 我想到了信条里的那句话:发生的事情已经发生过了 what happened happened

  • 萱璟 4小时前 :

    格局小了,还以为大boss是国际女毒贩呢!浪费一个好题材(也算是圆了马戏之王的遗憾了

  • 琪璐 5小时前 :

    还蛮适合HBO免费观看的,就网大水准。整体没什么意思,也没什么悬疑吊着。吴彦祖很性感,但是谁给他写的中英文夹杂台词,我整个大爆笑。

  • 烟思真 4小时前 :

    我觉得很好看,起码在2021年9月这个时间点,不论是大片还是小片,都没有能看的。

  • 缪雅彤 3小时前 :

    come on故弄玄虚也不是这样搞的,如此老套的故事只是套娃套娃而已。关于记忆的科幻片很多,就没见过这么烂的。

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