Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
还有整齐人类牙齿的sonic哈哈哈哈哈我还特意回去看了眼sonic2 当时也没觉得这么突兀啊
还得是Disney啊 算是把版权玩明白了哈哈哈哈
虽然有成为21世纪的《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》的野心，炫耀IP与玩影迷知道的梗很用力，但是剧本表现能力不足，显得苍白无力。
漫长无聊，剧情老套，故意卖弄情怀看得我真的很麻，过去就过去了呗，迪士尼你做不出来东西也应该向前看。这是一部完全失败的作品，穿插了很多其他动画角色并没有很多惊喜，2D动画还不是手绘的，全程一帧一帧的卡的眼睛好难受，部分画面制作真的很差，看到成人版彼得潘讲盗版的时候笑了一下，然后整部电影就完全失去悬念也没有可看的东西了。
比较神奇的电影，没法评价。感觉把彼得潘的形象给毁了
3.5。剧情公式化很严重，但估计主创心思都在怎么花样炫耀版权aka塞彩蛋。让木兰尼和三表哥给迪士尼讲PG笑话属实是大材小用了。对真人+（各种画风的）动画接受还算良好，感觉特效团队掉了不少头发。警官姐姐全程无实物表演蛮辛苦，但是演技真的连动画都比不上…
这么简单又老土的剧情，却因为各种crossover和搞笑的对白变得好有趣，超喜欢的一套。🥰
2022.5.24和女友一起电脑观看。才知道这两只松鼠名字叫奇奇和蒂蒂，而且两个都是男的。小时候玩过的小霸王游戏松鼠大战也是他两，电影化也算是爷青回了哈哈。二维动画和三维动画一起呈现，第一次看这类型的电影，很特别，蛮新颖。剧情就比较一般，总体是在展现迪士尼ip 。
就是莫名有点泪目吧 两个角色也是充满童年记忆的 小时候玩的松鼠大战 最后那个植入范迪塞尔是速激广告吗？
▫️有些动画角色就不适合3D化，比如说花栗鼠……3D之后可爱程度也就少了50倍吧-_____-
迪士尼：真的说累了 对不起，有版权就是可以为所欲为
还是好看的，好多彩蛋和梗，笑点也还可以，开始以为吃设定了，结果角度很清奇，然而导演和编剧一定是蒂蒂毒唯，而且确实有点OOC。以及说好再也不爱你迪的我又一次没抵挡住诱惑，求求丑人鱼赶快上映来劝退我吧！！！
形式有新颖之处，但内容依旧老套。能感觉到穿插了大量的彩蛋，能发现的都是童年，没发现的一定是我小时候错过的。但是通篇下来并没有什么亮睛之处，光靠情怀是不行的。
是可爱耗子！！！史高治难得在动画里出现一次，怀着感激的心加到四星hh
其实大概就是换汤不换药的《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》，真没想到乐佩的客串方式会这么掉san
一个充满了“套娃”的故事！用一种奇特的方式探讨了过气明星、盗版、翻拍，这些非常好莱坞的内容，但并未让人觉得俗套。Chip and Dale是90年代以前的动画，这部reboot电影竟然如此大胆自嘲，可能也只有当邪恶老鼠拥有一切版权时才能做到了…影片中那些假象的2D动画拍摄过程太可爱了～
还行，比《无敌破坏王2：互联网》的彩蛋都多，但把其他IP角色“贡献”了感觉很是不好。
但是满满彩蛋，满满童年回忆，我爱了。
《松鼠大作战》是我童年特别喜欢的游戏之一，不久前还和小外甥重玩通关过。曾经知道迪士尼要拍这部真人与动画结合的《奇奇与蒂蒂：救援突击队》只是有感兴趣，没想到如今观看正片后却超乎预期、颇感惊喜：故事主线联想到《疯狂动物城》（拍山寨电影→盗版公爵卖盗版碟），故事背景相当于《无敌破坏王2：大闹互联网》中的迪士尼网站段落（秀版权的功力比《失控玩家》还《头号玩家》），从头到尾各式各样的“彩蛋”，不过片中出现的角色们大多只是其它影视作品里的配角，而且里面同时出现了三维电脑（3D整容手术）、二维手绘、布偶等动画形式，还有各种诸如《Fast & Furious：Babies》《Mr. Doubtfire》《Batman Vs. E.T.》、艾尔文与花栗鼠、史瑞克沐浴露、史努比耳朵、彩虹小马等影视梗……真是多到让我这个阅片上万、偏爱动画的影迷数都数不过来！……
真的好可爱哦 mulaney&samberg&the lonely island rules!!!!!!!
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